vaulting skies and emerald swords: Single Discord Message RPG!

hi again! this is a tiny RPG i made back in 2023 for the GLoG discord server :) it fits entirely in a single discord message (this is 1,992 characters, max is 2,000), which makes it super easy to share. if you make your own, its called an SDM RPG! it doesnt get a name, but if it did then the name would probably be 6 characters long. so, if you come up with a 6 char name then let me know :) i do not have the characters spare to credit you lol

6+d6 each BLOOD (hp), WARRIOR , WEIRD, GRACEFUL, INDUSTRIAL
a KNACK (adds +3) 1. poetry, 2. cultism, 3. mudfarming, 4. sailing, 5. heraldry, 6. make it up
do things by rolling 2d10 over

stealing subterranean TREASURES gives you PWR, and a GL●G
DEBT to GODDESSES = start with a GL●G

GL●GS:
FIGHTING DUDE - 1. keep attacking till you miss, add PWR to dmg and wicked skillz 2. kiss bros to heal d6 BLOOD = PWR times per day (surgery optional) 3. can weild weapons fit for giants 4. get d12 students and insta-gib foes with less PWR than you on hit

WARLOCK - 1. make a plee to the demons and G_ds, pick a curse or a blessing, offer a sacrifice (PWR = good sacrifice) 2. close eyes and sing to see sprites and spells and enchantments dancing like silken parasites 3. find a MAGIC DICE in the moss and dirt, roll it to gamble with angels 4. can make scrolls out of 100 silver shards and an hour of smoke and screaming (both per scroll PWR)

PRINCESS - 1. gain loyal servant, 50% chance evil but in comical ineffective way, if dead can be replaced anywhere servants are plentiful (butler adviser lover pet) 2. can convince ANYONE to treat you as trustworthy (not competent) 3. backstab foe to reroll their BLOOD but as damage 4. lengthy conversation or hour of hidden watching to discover ones deepest desire, can create new burning desires through annoying or humiliating processes

ENGINEER - 1. can work twice as fast and twice as hard, or as ten if you break your bones 2. know the sacred art of machinary (catapults, balistas, traps) 3. can make potions using adjectives and verbs from magical ingredients 4. can forge enchanted swords and shields using TREASURE

to play as ANYTHING ELSE you the player have to make up your own class

make up starting gear
chain -2 dmg, sword d8 dmg, wand d12 dmg 6 uses, shield +2 dodge
heal 2d6 BLOOD each night, dead at 0

all NPCs have to use a GL●G class from a blog you like. cant find = make one

the whole game is decisions. make sure they count

also, here is a SDM dungeon!! the content G_ds demand content!

WITCHWOOD SHAREHOUSE
1. entrance in roots of knotted oak to 2
2. grotto, ancient hollow knight guards entrance to 3, secret burrow to 4
3. well filled with fairy oil, drink to float. rat bats lurk... ladder above well to 5, collapsed door to 6
4. tiny shrine to ratmother, scroll of summon magic rat and flask of ale and tiny bones, burrow to 7
5. ladder up tree trunk, then trinket strewn thorn dwarf home. dwarf wants sugar, trades for fuck off iron hammer, knows of room 7
6. crystal sarcophagus has impish cyclops, moat of acid, chained iron door to 7, broken bars to 8
7. unrotting corpse of witch, impailed on bronze flamberge upon sundered altar. circle of 20 golden goblets filled with blood, disturbance awakens evil witch (obvious 3x scrolls of each: blindness, summon ratbats, suffer - self harm or cackle). giant stone cross blocking door to 8
8. small ancient hovel, cracked pottery, 1d4 dried cleric spell herbs, books on divine anarchism (allows mundane dmg to angels, but become unhallowed), warding ring carved in earth is one way for works of iron. sleeping emerald tiger hidden under leaves and twigs. giant stone cross blocking door to 7
ENCOUNTERS
1. 2d4 rat bats want food 2. 1000 spiders want darkness 3. room filled with soot sprites 4. ghosts dancing around, touch and save vs death, want freedom from 50/50 knight or witch 5. giant leech on you, take 1 dmg per round unnoticed 6. escaped spell, seeks to live inside a wizard mind so it can eat (EXPLOSION, SHIELD, SWITCH, SINK)