Thursday, November 13, 2025

Rusted Iron Helm [SCRAP PAPER DRAFT]

i found this as a .txt document buried in my RPG folders. the syllable generator is pretty nonsense, but the surname generator does work nicely. i borrowed the format of the surnames from Valiant Quest, a really really fun looking game which has a really strong identity as campy tongue in cheek fantasy. though i pulled the actual words and syllables from microruin, a text based dungeon crawler i made  

for some reasons it seems convinced i made it this year, but last edited it last year? how curious. anyway, enjoy :)

ps remind me never to try and make tables in html... converting those tabs was a pain


RUSTED IRON HELM

MAKING A CHARACTER

BEGIN WITH A NAME

Give them a first name. If yours suck, try these instead.

  1. Singard
  2. Carmlik
  3. Helshepard
  4. Meridia
  5. Mizzar
  6. Shiko
  7. Marlo
  8. Riviar
  9. Callum
  10. Emiel
  11. Jevious

OR

1d3 syllables... (1d6 for row then 1d6 again)

ix pyx ie jay mar ra 
sig ero sal xim hif fen 

sy ven nul hyl dex sin
kin yen ai au gar den 

dag swor ard pom mel 
nar haf ial ken sen iel shi

 

Make their last name in the format of

  1. ADJECTIVE + NOUN
  2. NOUN + NOUN
  3. ADJECTIVE + VERB(er)
  4. NOUN + VERB(er) Like Bluesword or Shieldhill.

 

ADJECTIVE (1d6 then 1d6)

fae black ruby
war green blue
heavy lavender red
lighter emerald strong
fleet emerald strong
quick sapphire old

hex morning stricken
sicken cursed golden
vixen hollow forgotten
fell worn hewn
void broken ghostly
early split ruby

 

NOUN

fawn ship arm
rose kings servitor
pixie moon rune
sun curse hex
fen sky field
wolf sword shield



foot blood heart
warp eye smith
beard glen ocean
glade blade staff
forest leaf stone
iron bone skull


VERB

freer walker runner
skimmer catcher singer
swimmer dancer sworn
searcher slayer wielder
splitter grasper betrayer
healer archer rememberer



finger carrier redeemer

GIVE THEM A CREST

Draw your heraldry with cheeap coloured markers.

SOME IDEAS... golden bright red lion black navy blue dragon crimson olive green unicorn yellow diamonds sprawling plants bright blue stripes castle emarald sword repeating motif

water key crown spear bird sun face wings helmet strange shape spiral crossing symbols flower moon torch purple ship tower

STASTICS

2d6 each...

Brawn Swords Parrying Agility Spears Dodging Artifice Axes Endure Tracking Hammers Warding Fellowship Bows Casting Deceit Crossbows Faith

Roll UNDER a score with a d12 to succeed at a check

EQUIPMENT

Everyone has... flint & steel day of rations

  1. chainmail (as composite)
  2. halfplate (as composite)
  3. lamellar (as composite)
  4. thick furs (as textile) and painted round-shield
  5. buckled dungeon punk leather harness (as textile) and spiked buckler
  6. gambeson (guess) and towershield.

  7. rough rope (20m) and 10 candles

  8. pouch of caltrops and iron file
  9. lantern and 2 oil flasks
  10. hooked iron pole (3m) and polished iron mirror
  11. 10 pitons and hammer
  12. bear trap with chain

  13. vial of poison

  14. ancient spyglass
  15. grenade
  16. pot of very strong glue
  17. vial of universal antidote
  18. pouch of marbles and spool of wire

ROLL THRICE and pick your favourite TWO from either table (so if you rolled a 4, pick between arming sword or combustion lance)

  1. stiletto dagger
  2. duelling rapier
  3. wakizashi
  4. arming sword
  5. one-handed warhammer
  6. bearded axe
  7. thorned mace
  8. spring loaded pile bunker
  9. ancient katana
  10. elegant longsword
  11. heavy warpick
  12. double headed axe
  13. scythe
  14. breaker blade
  15. yew-wood lance
  16. meathook polearm
  17. chain sickle
  18. war yo-yo
  19. spiked whip
  20. brutal flail
  1. flintlock
  2. longbow
  3. swiftbow
  4. combustion lance (princess mononoke gonnes)
  5. sling stones
  6. javelins
  7. shurikens
  8. hand ballista
  9. repeater crossbow
  10. crossbow 

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